Wearing Suggestions: Pair with Opportunist Shoplifting
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece • 100% cotton face • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 20 singles • Jersey-lined hood • Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams • Twill neck tape • 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband • Metal eyelets • Metal kissing zipper
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce over-production.
Note: All merchandise is made to order so we can't accept returns or exchanges. Please therefore order when sober and allow for holiday-related expansion.
For T shirts and hoodies, if it helps I’m wearing size XL. I suggest you order large so you can be like da yute.
For hats, there is just one size that should apparently fit everyone. Even bigheads.