The Biggie

"Hello. There's good news and bad news. The good news is that we're re-designing our labels. We loved the old ones but we thought we could do better. As a result, you'll be one of the first to receive a bottle of Asian Parsnip with a new, improved design. Tell us what you think. The bad news is that there will be a slight delay in getting it to you because we sold out of the old stock much quicker than anticipated. We're very sorry about that but it's basically because America likes my gin too much. We'll get your order to you as quickly as we can." James.